so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

silvertongue-turnedtolead:

theannieplanet:

so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

blindsid3d:

My sister just sent me this photo with the caption “Home is where the heart is”- she’s roadtripping around the US with her two best friends and it looks like heaven to me. 

blindsid3d:

My sister just sent me this photo with the caption “Home is where the heart is”- she’s roadtripping around the US with her two best friends and it looks like heaven to me. 

primadollly:

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
alxnxshby:

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alxnxshby:

Alan Ashby / / Warped Tour 2014 in Columbia, MD